Found it!

soyabug:

“men dont like that. its such a turn off”
good . turn off . where is ur off button . shut up . please stop making noise

(via unescapable)

whoupcliklike:

you: *sleeping*

me: *astral projects into your dream*

me: hey

(via kardashiansfuckyeah)

averagefairy:

i have like 1 good angle i’m honestly terrified of what people see in person when i’m 3 dimensional and can’t control which side they see me from like…. i don’t know her but i’m sure she ain’t cute

(via jtrotwood)

inkskinned:

me looking at the person i like: i am enamored even with the way your fingers move, with the way the light plays on your skin, with your freckles and your smile and your laughter, with your voice, with how you get around the things you love, with your humor, 
me aloud: what’s up asshole

(via done)

internetcrisis:

You don’t have to be more attractive. You don’t have to be attractive at all. You don’t have to attract anyone or anything. You are not a magnet, damn it. You can make anyone love you (trust me) but you don’t need to make anyone love you. You should be you for you and only you. And yes I am talking about you and you and you.  

(via done)

infj-fish:

Yeah um I already played out this confrontation like 10 times in my head so if you could stick to the script I imagined for you, that’d be great, thanks.

(via humorking)

halfsollux:

am i even good at kissing this is a serious concern of mine

(via c-teardrops)